Uhhh...?

What. The. Hell?!?!

I am speechless. How could they do this to me?

What's this I see?

Those are MY recommendations on an ad for ThisNext!

First to recommend the Louboutins: me
First to recommend the Make Up For Ever HD Powder: me
First to recommend the Swarovski-trimmed Scarf: you guessed it, me!

Did Amy Winehouse film this?

...because this lady has to be on something. Like crack or E. (At least, that's what I'm going to tell myself, so I don't totally lose faith in the human race.) In any case, this is possibly the dumbest video ever. E.V.E.R. Even Paris Hilton's spoof presidential ad wasn't this sad.